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Life Is Too Short To Only Eat Salads!
Life Is Too Short To Only Eat Salads! 1280 960 Galia Brener

In order to start this column in the most authentic way possible, I have ordered a family-sized pizza, with a soft drink and ice cream for dessert. Often I find myself thinking, how long do we actually have to live a lovely, fun, happy and satisfying life? 85 years if we are lucky. We start thinking about our body image at the age of 15 until approximately 70. That leaves us with 55 years of worrying about being skinny, having the perfect shape, no cellulite, toned muscles, fitting into smaller and smaller sizes, and having those bloody skinny jeans laying around that we so desperately want to fit into, but mysteriously never “comfortably” can! We force ourselves to eat a salad everyday – over and over again. Daily salad consumption, for 55 years makes it…. 20,075 damn salads! Congratulations boys and girls, we are officially worse than rabbits. I think it’s time to start eating what we want, and feeling happy about it!

Hungry = Angry. When hungry, your serotonin levels are low, and hence you feel angry, and sometimes even depressed. My mom knows not to talk to me until I have eaten a proper meal; otherwise I become a walking monster. I get irritated, and short-tempered. Even worse than that, my stomach and head start to hurt. Believe it or not, the “evil carbohydrates” help to rebuild serotonin quicker in your brain, which is responsible for making you feel happy. So do not run away from carbs, because if eaten in the right dosage, they are your friends!

We live in a time where being skinny has become the definition of beauty. Maybe I really am from another planet and do not understand the Earthly ways, but aren’t our curves and softness what makes us women feminine and beautiful? Yes? Then why is everyone going crazy to become a teeny tiny size? Somehow between the 1950’s and today, something got terribly lost in translation. This makes me angry! Who the hell started this mass confusion, and is responsible for this ridiculous chaos? Every (good) single man that I have spoken to lately says that he would love to meet a woman with nice curves. Can it be that we women are making our own life so complicated? Then again, I remember my 2nd ex blaming me for becoming fat after a visit to Japan (Without him…) I gained 4 kilos, and he made it sound like I became a blimp. Thank God I got rid of that freak. I was in a new country, and he thought that I wouldn’t try all of the delicious exotic foods? I would give him up again and again for a fresh piece of Kobe beef!

My friend Anatoly was dating a beautiful voluptuous Brazilian woman. They shared a huge passion for food. They cooked together, and tried out new restaurants. Anatoly adored her curves. She was the perfect vision of femininity for him. When they got married, his wife started spending more time with the snobby neighborhood women. They assured her that all the husbands have younger, skinnier and beautiful mistresses at work. They were crazy paranoid witches that influenced her very negatively. She lost a lot of weight, and did not eat much with Anatoly anymore. Their shared passion has disappeared. She was constantly hungry, moody, and angry. The love was suffering. She lost her beautiful feminine curves, and her bones hurt him while trying to make love. She became a ghost of what she once was, and eventually this led to divorce. He loved her desperately, and tried to show her the light, but she was lost in her own superficial world.

Guilt = Fat. I will share with you something important that I have learned from my past. If I would eat something really fatty, or in large amounts, I would constantly worry about it. I knew that the calories and fat were quite high, and felt that it will cause my body damage. I gained much weight in only just a week! I felt guilt all the time. It was a psychological jail, with the torture included! A few weeks later I lost those kilos, and decided to make an experiment. I ate exactly the same food and amounts, but felt no guilt or remorse after. I felt good about what I ate because I knew that for this moment of my life, I needed this food. The carbs made me happy! I felt relaxed because I could eat what I wanted without feeling bad. Well guess what? Same food, same amount, and my weight did not change. Sounds unreal, but it’s true. It’s all a psychological mind game. Guilt attracts negativity into your life and body.

Soul food = Happy person. The evil burger is calling your name. You tell it to shut up, but it doesn’t work because you fantasize about its juices in your mouth. Go ahead and eat the damn burger. Of course I am not suggesting you to exaggerate every day, and get a heart attack, but a bit more pleasure with your meals will make you happier. My theory is to enjoy and eat what you want, but not to overdo it. Have your healthy stuff in between, but leave space for the treats and goodies that your heart and soul desire. Love yourself and feed yourself. Do not starve, because your body will not forgive you. And remember… life is too bloody short to live on salads!

 

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Men like curves for sex
Men like curves for sex 1200 1181 Galia Brener
Ladies what I’m about to tell you may or may not be a shock for you. Men like curves on a women and love to hold onto something while having sex. They like to wrap their fingers around your bum and hips while taking you from the top, behind, sideways or on the washing machine. They like to feel flesh and have their hands full of your body while digging deep into you. Bones hurt them and they don’t like to cuddle with sharp painful objects.A good friend of mine – you know who you are – calls this “Fickfett”. It’s not supposed to sound vulgar or disgusting. It simply refers to the curvy sides on a woman’s body – aka the “love handles” – that a man loves to tightly grab while pulling his lover onto his hard penis. It’s hot, it’s feminine and it’s sensual. Why worry about the love handles bulging out of our jeans and settling like a flat tire around our belts, when it’s apparently the must-have natural sex accessory! I have asked many men about this topic and 90% answered the same thing – after the hot sex is finished, the men love to cuddle and lay on the warm and soft breasts, stomach or hips of their woman. They need the flesh and curves to feel her femininity. The remaining 10% said that they like very skinny and fragile women, but the majority definitely want curves.Curvy but not wobbly. My research continued and the guys told me that they don’t mind if the woman is of a larger size, but what all agreed on was that there has to be a somewhat “firmer” feeling to the body, but not necessarily muscular. Women that do sports are definitely on the priority list. Let’s be honest with ourselves ladies and admit that if we really make an effort and go to the gym, do yoga, aerobics or sports regularly, then we definitely see and feel the difference. Cellulite doesn’t bother them too much either. It’s a genetic issue and many women have it, even the super skinny models (I’ve seen it myself at a fashion show two weeks ago!) Working out gives you the firm curvy look and feel that men love to squeeze. And a lovely side effect is that it sounds and looks great if you’re into getting a slap or two on your bottom by your lover.I really like this part of my research, and ladies, you will be happy to hear this! A well-known UK lingerie brand called Bluebella made a survey by asking men and women what is the perfect woman’s body, compared to celebrity body parts. The results were that the man voted the ideal body for women to be much curvier than what the women voted for themselves! The ladies chose a thinner shape for themselves. The men mentioned examples of actresses with a round, curvy butt and hips. The females almost all chose thin models and actresses as their “perfect female body” examples. The men chose larger, curvier and even the stomach had a slight bulge! However, what both body images had in common was that both were toned and fit/firm.So after all of my research, I ask myself again, “Ladies, why do most of us always want to be thinner and make diets?” Do we do it for ourselves, or to look better for the men, or show off in front of other women? Because to be quite honest, staying really thin is very hard work and you have to give up on so many delicious things. We always joke with the girls that if there would be no men on the planet, we would simply eat all day and not care at all what size we are. Our dream jobs would be to eat all day and get paid for it. But the reality is that staying in good physical shape and health, with the help of sports, is important for ourselves and nobody else. The amazing thing is that after this research I see once again that men don’t expect us to be supper thin and skinny. So there is really no pressure for us to be a size zero. It’s just us women applying this pressure upon ourselves – for no reason at all!

I ate a cheesecake for dinner a few nights ago. My fickfett-loving friend bought it for me and said, “Eat.” I, like most women, have always had this desire to be skinny. However, I am slowly realizing that being skinny is not so necessary anymore. What’s really important is to simply stay in a healthy good shape. And if the men like round and fleshy curves to grab onto, then let’s give them something to squeeze!

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Sexy Underwear
Sexy Underwear 514 193 Galia Brener

As I was in the train this week, I had a wild vision flash through my mind. I imagined what everyone around me would look like if they had no clothing on. What a crazy unpredictable scene in my head! At that very second I had to look down and smile, pretty sure that my cheeks were as red as the shiny juicy cherries the guy across from me was eating. I imagined the ladies wearing lacy frilly see-through bras in black, hot pink and a few reds. The more daring dames had on matching transparent g-strings, showing a tiny bit of their own juicy cherry in the front. The men were wearing tight black boxers that visibly formed their packages, but with a little bit leftover for the imagination. Everyone was sitting normally, as if nothing peculiar was happening at all. It almost appeared that being half-naked on the train was a usual daily occurrence. Suddenly the train jerked to a full stop, and my arousing daydream vanished.

I ask myself, in reality, how many of those people really did have sexy underwear on? The secret of beautiful lingerie is that it is not just worn for another person, quite the opposite actually; it’s worn mainly for yourself! There is something very magical about putting on a gorgeous bra that contours your breasts in a sensual way, or a silk pair of Brazilian-cut panties that flatter the shape of your bottom. It’s not just the lingerie itself, it’s about the feeling that you get when wearing it! Wearing sexy lingerie can do wonders for your self-esteem. Feeling the soft silk and lace on your body can be quite nice, and since you know how hot you look underneath your clothing, these thoughts and feelings transfer to your exterior as well. Consider your lingerie as your Catwoman disguise from the inside out. Smile to yourself when wearing something nice underneath, and allow it to give you your superhero powers!

The lucky red panties. My friend Claudia has the most sensual and beautiful collection of lingerie that I have ever seen. She buys many of her sets at the Petit Boudoir store in Frankfurt, which is a hidden secret full of surprises. Even though she does not have a supermodel figure, she wears her underwear tall and proud! She has a beautiful Coca-Cola-bottle-shaped figure that even Marilyn Monroe would be jealous of. She calls her underwear her magic weapons, because when she walks down the street wearing her sexiest lingerie, she feels like a femme fatale. No one and nothing can get in her way, because her seduction is very charming, and makes her irresistible! Now, that’s what I call underwear with advantage! Claudia has been single for over two years, but that doesn’t stop her from spoiling herself and buying beautiful lingerie to feel good. She always says that she doesn’t need a man in her life in order to buy herself some nice panties. She does it for herself!

When we go out, Claudia tells me what hot lingerie set she has on, and I see how it subconsciously affects her mood. She has developed a fantastic theory that works both psychologically and physically. For example, her red lacy panties are her lucky ones. She somehow “convinced” herself over the years that they always bring her good luck and new acquaintances. She often meets a new man while wearing them on a night out (she really does – like magic!). Her silk black sets are the ones that make her appear mysterious and seductive to others. Her pink satin sets give her a wild yet playful girly feeling. Her lacy white lingerie gives her a strong sense of pride and innocence, like: “let’s-get-married-before-we-make-love-for-the-first-time” feeling – if you know what I mean. You can say it’s crazy, but I call it genius. The strangest thing is that it actually works! She always decides spontaneously by her moods, which color and feelings she wants to have for the night. But is this really magic, or just an excellent mind trick? After all, if you feel sexy and confident on the inside, you will exude it on the outside. If her lingerie helps to bring out her self-confidence, then why not wear it? Like we used to say in Toronto in the 90s: “Do whatever makes your panties wet!” – Meaning, do whatever makes you feel happy – and Claudia definitely does that.

Ever woman has a vamp hidden inside of her, and sexy lingerie helps to bring out this sultry mistress. Whether single or attached, wearing something naughty underneath your clothing may light up a bright fire of passion and seduction, and not to mention initiate hot sex! Also, if you are in a relationship and are looking for a way to spice up your love life, wearing something sexy under your clothes will go a long way! Imagine your partner slowly taking off your clothing and seeing the red lace seductively hugging your nipples. A man is a visual creature, and can’t resist seeing his woman in racy lingerie that shows the beauty of her body. Same goes for women dating women, and men as well! Who can say no to a boyfriend in a pair of sexy boxers, naked on top, wearing a big smile? I know many girls that save their nice underwear for a special occasion. Why save them? For whom and what? Who knows what will happen tomorrow? I would recommend taking out all of your nicest lingerie and start wearing it everyday, for yourself! And if you do not have any sexy lingerie, go out there and buy something that will make you feel like a seductive man-eater that you are and can be! After all, you only live once, so why not be a little naughty and experiment with your body and a tiny piece of silk between you legs.

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